Jamacian Sandals

[DUD]

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have
some
special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you
wild at
sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex
god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after
some
badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of
an eye,
the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,
yanked
down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold
of the
Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet!

[Ken Massingale]

Dammit, Bill. You just made me hurt myself!
ken

[DUD]

Thanks Ken, I thought it was very funny also. Bill

[WayneJ]

Before I read any of Bill's jokes I always make sure the desk top is clear of anything spillable. Good one Bill
Wayne

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I liked this one as well. And I also made sure that I wasn't drinking my morning coffee.

Already ruined one keyboard like that.

[jhart]

That was really funny, Bill