Ways to Maintain a Healty Level of Insanity

[DUD]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, " Rock
Bottom" .

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!

[jhart]

You're one sick person, Dud Loved the diet water. May try that one next time out to eat.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I like those Bill. I may use the diet water one also if we ever go out to eat.

Heres one for ya though and this comes from my mother. We took my little brother out on his 21st birthday and my mother is diabetic and doesn't drink anymore. So when the barmaid asked what she wanted she very seriously looked at the "young" girl and said "Water on the rocks". The barmaid looked at her for about 5 seconds and then started laughing.

Now you guys know where I get my sense of humor. Sorry to steal the thread Bill.