Install A Home Security System

[DUD]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of
men's used size 14 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and
magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads,

"Hey Bubba - Big Mike and I went for more
ammunition. Back soon. Don't mess with the Pit
Bulls. Better wait outside, I left the magazine for
you. The Pits attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up pretty bad. I locked all four of them
in the house."

[TB Roye]

Works for me.

Tom

[oakchas]

Back when I was in the plumbing bidness... one contractor had a sign on his garage shop at the house:

"If you must enter these premises illegally:
Please remove all eyeglasses, dentures and any other prosthetics...
Our dobermans find them hard to digest."

The dobes were the biggest babies I ever met... very sweet, and friendly dogs.