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  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #1

    Really Need Some Help Here Guys

    I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
    again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my
    Harley Davidson next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. So here is the question is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Got me. You should take the Harley and stick it where the ******* or ask you wife to fix the oil leak. Very good, mind if I use that on some friends? I assume everything is OK at home?

    Tom

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    • Stormbringer
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2005
      • 1387
      • Floral Park, NY
      • Bosch 4000

      #3
      Wow. That was low. I was ready to suggest some A-Team type tactics. In the end, I'm glad you didn't go O.J. on her.

      Made my night

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      • Woodwerker
        Established Member
        • Nov 2005
        • 490
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        #4
        Thanks guys, someone got me on this one.
        Just passing it along.
        Keep it going
        Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)

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        • LinuxRandal
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2005
          • 4890
          • Independence, MO, USA.
          • bt3100

          #5
          Ask your wife if her new boyfriend is a mechanic!
          She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            It's the taxi driver. BTW, get a gasket kit and DIY.



            "I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"

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            • DUD
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2002
              • 3309
              • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #7
              I want You to know that I fell hard for that one. I also copied it and sent it along. Thanks, Bill
              5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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              • Pappy
                The Full Monte
                • Dec 2002
                • 10490
                • San Marcos, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 (x2)

                #8
                Loved it!
                Don, aka Pappy,

                Wise men talk because they have something to say,
                Fools because they have to say something.
                Plato

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                • SHADOWFOX
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2005
                  • 1232
                  • IL, USA.
                  • DELTA 36-675

                  #9
                  That was awesome and hilarious, Bud!!

                  My in-laws saw me chuckling and I showed it to my father-in-law and he was laughing so hard that he accidentally let out a good one

                  As always eveyrbody cleared the room.
                  Chris

                  "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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                  • lrogers
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3853
                    • Mobile, AL. USA.
                    • BT3000

                    #10
                    Had me hook, line and sinker!
                    Larry R. Rogers
                    The Samurai Wood Butcher
                    http://splash54.multiply.com
                    http://community.webshots.com/user/splash54

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                    • Hotlanta
                      Forum Newbie
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 8
                      • Atlanta, GA
                      • BT3000

                      #11
                      Got me good

                      Good one. Just copied and pasted and sent to my family. Sorry, but I couldn't resist stealing this idea. Laughed my tail off.

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                      • jhart
                        Veteran Member
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1715
                        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #12
                        Good one!!! Really had me going there
                        Joe
                        "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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                        • Wood_workur
                          Veteran Member
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1914
                          • Ohio
                          • Ryobi bt3100-1

                          #13
                          lmao....

                          yeah, a gasket kit would would fix that. make sure you completly remove all portions of the old gasket.
                          Alex

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                          • Bruce Cohen
                            Veteran Member
                            • May 2003
                            • 2698
                            • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                            • BT3100

                            #14
                            What model Hog do you ride??

                            Bruce
                            "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                            Samuel Colt did"

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                            • Greg in Maryland
                              Established Member
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 250
                              • Montgomery Village, Maryland
                              • BT3100

                              #15
                              re: Some Help Here Guys

                              This sounds like a terrible problem. I know how it can be. You feel so helpless and not many people can offer wisdom since there is no one way to deal with this. What most of my friends have done is go to a professional for advice and try to work things out on their own. I am sorry I can not be of great assistance... But one possibility is that if you have a warranty then the fix could be done for free. Good luck!

                              Greg

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