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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Potluck

    Hope You like this one. Bill

    One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BB's in the other. He tripped and the BB's, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.

    Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"

    Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
    "Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary!"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

    #2
    That one was good. It actually reminds me of my grandma who passed away a few years ago. We would be well anywhere and walking in the store or down the street and grandma would start tooting every step or so and my brother and I would look at her and say "grandma!!!!" and she would return to us in a loud voice, "I can't help it I am getting old". But she made her canary faint one day when she bent over and the cage was right behind her rear. True Story
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      Good one Bill. That was also a great story about your grandma Melissa.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • DUD
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 3309
        • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        Melissa Your Grandma is My kind of Lady. Bill
        5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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        • SHADOWFOX
          Veteran Member
          • May 2005
          • 1232
          • IL, USA.
          • DELTA 36-675

          #5
          That was a good one, Bill!
          Chris

          "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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          • smc331
            Veteran Member
            • Apr 2003
            • 1016
            • Charlotte, NC, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Bill, you just ain't right...and neither are you, Sis!

            ...but that's funny, I don't care who ya are!
            Scott

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            You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa

            http://macbournes.com

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