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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Used Car

    I liked this one, hope You do also. Bill


    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.!
    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

    "Heavens no, we bought it."

    "Then why don't you drive it away."

    "We can't drive."

    "Then why did you buy it?"

    "We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get sc***ed ..so we're just waiting.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    Thanks for the laugh Bill.
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

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    • ChrisD
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2004
      • 881
      • CHICAGO, IL, USA.

      #3
      Bill, these ladies have the worst luck: I had a chastity belt on when I bought a used Montero Sport and still got s*****d!
      The war against inferior and overpriced furniture continues!

      Chris

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      • Mrs. Wallnut
        Bandsaw Box Momma
        • Apr 2005
        • 1566
        • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

        #4
        This sounds like something that my mother and granmother would do
        Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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