Highway Patrol and the Blonde
Subject:Highway Patrol
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on
the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview
looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,
huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be
able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities
such as scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you
notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one
eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The
detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you
hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the
man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused
too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......" He flashed the
photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying,
"All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about
this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the
blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely
right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you
tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one
eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on
the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview
looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,
huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be
able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities
such as scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you
notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one
eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The
detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you
hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the
man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused
too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......" He flashed the
photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying,
"All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about
this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the
blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely
right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you
tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one
eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
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