Baptizing the Drunk

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>A Man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a
>preacher baptizing
>people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently
>bumps into the preacher.
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>The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
>Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are
>you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
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>So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and
>asks the drunk, "Brother
>have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
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>The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for
>a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of
>the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk
>again answers, "No, I haven't found
>Jesus."
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>By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the
>water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
>When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
>The preacher asked the drunk again,
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>"For the love of God, have you found Jesus? The drunk wipes his eyes and
>catches his breath and says to the preacher,
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> "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"