I don't need one. Flies invariably end up in my halogen floorlamp. Then there is a brief buzz, a wisp of smoke and a burning smell for a couple seconds.
Then, about every month, I vacuum the charred remains out of the lamp.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
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