Help with a funny, You know your addicted to woodworking when

[L. D. Jeffries]

You know your addicted to woodworking when...

You're more excited to see the new Grizzly catalog than the new Victoria Secret catalog!

Not that this happens to me!

AMEN brother!

[Jeffrey Schronce]

You are watching the hit TV medical show House and can identify by brand, make and model which cordless drill they are using to drill someones head open. THEN you contemplate why a fancy hospital on the cutting edge of technology doesn't even have a NiMH battery powered drill instead of Ni-Cad? I mean this is critical surgery. Sure they are not going to be drilling 28 1" holes, but what if they needed to? And how about the battery power LED indicator on the Ni-Cad? Crucial. Then of course this thought process goes into consideration of torque and are those HSS or carbide bits?

[DUD]

When You try to get Your Children to name there Children Pecan or Hickory or Cypress, etc. Bill

[charliex]

Your 8 yr old daughter suggests that you attend Home Depot Anonymous meetings.

Boy can I relate to J's "when you sometimes just go stand in the shop and do nothing."

[Greg from IL]

When you can walk into your shop through one of the doors in your livingroom.

[bigfoot]

When you can walk into your shop through one of the doors in your livingroom.

When parts of your shop move INTO your living room.

[Thalermade]

.. when you can walk into your living, your bathroom, your kitchen from your shop

when the finest furniture in your house is in your workshop.

when relatives ask what gifts your kids are interested in for Their birthday/Christmas and you add a tool or two to the list.

[bigfoot]

When your workbench cost more than the entire dining set in the house, looks better than the dining set, has a better finish than the dining set, and you actually eat most meals at the bench, rather than the dining set.

[Wood_workur]

...You read your kids tool mauels for bedtime stories.
...You have pictures of tools for your desktop backround.

[TB Roye]

When you lock you shop and not your house. Been there done that.

Tom

[bigfoot]

Your tablesaw cost more than your car....

heck, your custom ground chisel set cost more than your car.

[pitbull]

when you give your wife a walkie talkie and you take the other into the workshop. she's happy as long as your listening to her.

[TB Roye]

I have that, a wireless intercom from Radio shack. LOML favors the shout at the top of your lungs method though so they are disconected. It is the truth they are sitting on the widowsil of my shop gathering dust.

Tom

[Doug Jones]

You're really addicted when you take measurements for your own coffin, as it would be a good project !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instead of a coffin, I'd turn my own urn.

... when you have to step in and check on the shop before leaving for work.

... when your scrap bin contains more wood than your lumber rack.

... when you sometimes just go stand in the shop and do nothing.

... when you keep the woodworking sales flyers for months (even after they are long expired).

his guy has been watching me,,,,,,

[onedash]

When your two year old recognizes Norm...
Whenever ask this old house comes on he could be sleeping and he'll jump up as start dancing and running around like a little maniac.
I rewind (tivo) and play the music two or three times and he screams when I stop to actually watch the show.