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  • gmack5
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1972
    • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000SX & BT3100

    #1

    Red Pegion

    The mayor of Houston Texas was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Houston. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Houston was full of pigeon poop. The people of Houston couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a red pigeon. The red pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Texas sky. All the pigeons in Houston saw the red pigeon. They gathered up behind the red pigeon. The Houston pigeons followed the red pigeon as she flew eastward out of the city.

    The next day the red pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the red pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Houston of the plague of pigeons.

    Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.
    The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
    The mayor asked: "Do you have any red Mexicans?"

    Last edited by gmack5; 08-26-2006, 08:04 AM.
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  • bmyers
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2003
    • 1371
    • Fishkill, NY
    • bt 3100

    #2
    ooohh, that is sooo wrong.
    "Why are there Braille codes on drive-up ATM machines?"

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    • WayneJ
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 785
      • Elmwood Park, New Jersey, USA.

      #3
      I'm tired of pigon poop. Will this guy travel to N.J. I could get him a lot of work.
      Wayne
      Wayne J

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      • Martin
        Established Member
        • Jun 2005
        • 119
        • Carrollton, TX, USA.
        • BT3100; Antique Delta 8" tilting table

        #4
        Dallas solved the pigeon problem

        Many years ago, before I moved to the area, the city of Dallas, TX was having a big problem with pigeon poop. The "birders" and environmentalist wouldn't let the city solve the problem with man made solutions. Finally, someone suggested a natural solution; the city procured and released some Red Tail Hawks. The hawks adapted to the window ledges of the concrete canyons and found plenty of fat pigeons for food. After 40 years, the balance of nature has solved the problem.
        INDECISION IS THE KEY TO FLEXIBILITY

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        • LCHIEN
          Super Moderator
          • Dec 2002
          • 22008
          • Katy, TX, USA.
          • BT3000 vintage 1999

          #5
          Originally posted by Martin
          Many years ago, before I moved to the area, the city of Dallas, TX was having a big problem with pigeon poop. The "birders" and environmentalist wouldn't let the city solve the problem with man made solutions. Finally, someone suggested a natural solution; the city procured and released some Red Tail Hawks. The hawks adapted to the window ledges of the concrete canyons and found plenty of fat pigeons for food. After 40 years, the balance of nature has solved the problem.
          So the red-tailed hawks don't poop former pigeons? They have immaculate consumption?
          Loring in Katy, TX USA
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