Pecans In The Cemetery

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  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #1

    Pecans In The Cemetery

    PECANS IN THE CEMETERY

    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree
    just inside the cemetery fence.

    One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the
    tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

    "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
    Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
    Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he
    thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me".

    He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
    Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard!
    Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

    The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."
    When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the
    cemetery.
    Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for
    you, one for me..."
    The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see
    if we can see the Lord."
    Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable
    to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars
    of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the
    Lord.
    At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go
    get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

    They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the
    kid on the bike!
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den
  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #2
    Great
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)

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    • DUD
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3309
      • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      Ken
      That is a great one, I'm still laughing. I hope You don't mind if I borrow it. Bill
      5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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