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Butter a piece of toast and strap it to a cat's back, butter side up. Pick the cat up, then let go. The cat should spin in mid-air and never fall. 
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David
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Is this a proven theory?
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Isn't there a cost-of-the-carpet component to the equation? I think it deterimines the rate of rotation of the cat/bread mass.
JRJRComment
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The cheaper the carpet, the higher/slower the cat/bread mass (cbM) spins.Originally posted by JR
For very expensive carpet, the cbM spins hypersonically just above the carpet.
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Smit
"Be excellent to each other."
Bill & TedComment
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Anti-gravity? How about stepping out of the shower, bending over to get the bathmat and having a cold-nosed dog say hello? Now THAT'S anti-gravity!
Bob
Bad decisions make good stories.Comment
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Anti-gravity - how about tripping forward and then having to run as fast as you can to keep from falling on your face.
"I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"Comment
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anti-gravity, - - step over a 5 wire bob wire fence while quail hunting and step down on a rattlesnake . . . .Dennis K Howard
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"An elephant is nothing more than a mouse built to government specifications." Robert A HeinleinComment
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I learned ballet spontaneously, with one bare foot suspended two inches above a steaming fresh cow turd...
...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!Comment
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Got ya all beat.
Walked off (backwards) from the top of one of those rolling ladders at Home Depot. Unfortunately, I was working there at the time.
Bruce"Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
Samuel Colt did"
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I haven't tried that, but I have laughed my guts out after putting tape on each paw of a cat. I laughed and laughed watching her jump in the air and shake all 4 feet at the same time. LOML was very angry with me. Bill5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.Comment
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try metting a centiped on steroids when you are reliving your self...AlexComment
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Originally posted by Bruce Cohen
Bruce,
not to nit pick, but I don't think there's any anti in your gravity. (levity??)
Ex-Armchair Woodworker and newb galoot.Comment
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Bill,Originally posted by DUD
I gotta try that next time I have to keep a friends cat!
Hank Lee
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!Comment
Mrs. Wallnut
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