West Texas Cowboy
A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when
suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The
driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses
and
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you
exactly
how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a
calf?"
> >> The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
> >> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man
then
opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image
processing facility in Hamburg , Germany
> >> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the
image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database
through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
Blackberry
and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
> >> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his
hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
says,
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
> >> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says
the
cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on
amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
> >> Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you
exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
> >> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay,
why
not?"
> >> "You're a Congressman for the U.S. government" says the cowboy.
> >> "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess
that?"
> >> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here
even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
smarter
than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows..............
Now
give me back my dog."
suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The
driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses
and
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you
exactly
how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a
calf?"
> >> The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
> >> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man
then
opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image
processing facility in Hamburg , Germany
> >> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the
image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database
through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
Blackberry
and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
> >> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his
hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
says,
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
> >> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says
the
cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on
amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
> >> Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you
exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
> >> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay,
why
not?"
> >> "You're a Congressman for the U.S. government" says the cowboy.
> >> "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess
that?"
> >> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here
even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
smarter
than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows..............
Now
give me back my dog."
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