And the fight was on!

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  • gmack5
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1973
    • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000SX & BT3100

    And the fight was on!

    A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.

    They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

    When the waiter arrived, the rancher said," I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."

    The waiter replied,"Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "

    He said, "She'll have a Salad"
    Stop thinking why you can't and Start thinking how you CAN!
    Remember, SUCCESS comes in CANS!
    George
  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    A Good One George. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      That was good.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • MilDoc

        #4
        NO WAY ... can't let LOML see THAT one!

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        • cwsmith
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2005
          • 2743
          • NY Southern Tier, USA.
          • BT3100-1

          #5
          So, did the wife have her husband buried in France or did she decide to have his body returned to Texas soil???

          CWS
          Think it Through Before You Do!

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