A tale from the State Hospital

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  • Lefty
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2003
    • 874
    • Sioux Falls, SD, USA.

    #1

    A tale from the State Hospital

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
    One day they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Jim
    suddenly fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool
    and stayed there!

    Edna promptly jumped in and saved him. She swam to the bottom and
    pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's
    heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
    hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news, she said -: "Edna, I have good
    news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since
    you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
    saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act
    displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you
    saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt of his robe,
    right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he is "dead.

    Edna replied "He didn't hang himself... I put him there to
    dry. How soon can I go home?"
    Eric

    -Supplier of quality sawdust to southeast South Dakota!
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    That was a good laugh. Thanks
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

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    • jhart
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2004
      • 1715
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Good one Lefty
      Joe
      "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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      • DUD
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 3309
        • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        Good-un Eric. Bill
        5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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        • Lefty
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2003
          • 874
          • Sioux Falls, SD, USA.

          #5
          Thanks, all.
          It may surprise you to know that I didn't come up with it myself!
          My dad sent me that one, and I thought it was pretty good.
          Eric

          -Supplier of quality sawdust to southeast South Dakota!

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