Nuclear Power
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
> >He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he
> >says,"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
> >conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The
blonde,
> >who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy,
> >"What would you like to discuss?"
> >
> >"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
> >"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let
> >me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the
>same
> >stuff----- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
turns
>out
> >a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do
you
> >suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I
> >haven't the slightest idea."
> >
> >"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified
to
> >discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
> >He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he
> >says,"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
> >conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The
blonde,
> >who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy,
> >"What would you like to discuss?"
> >
> >"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
> >"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let
> >me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the
>same
> >stuff----- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
turns
>out
> >a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do
you
> >suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I
> >haven't the slightest idea."
> >
> >"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified
to
> >discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
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