Five Surgeons

[DUD]

Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
> >
> > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
> > table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
> >
> > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> > Everything inside them is colour coded."
> >
> > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> > everything inside them is in
> > alphabetical order."
> >
> > The fourth surgeon chim es in: "You know, I like construction
> > workers...those guys always understand
> > when you have a few parts left over."
> >
> > But the fifth surgeon (from Washington) shut them all up when he
> > observed: "You're all wrong.
> >
> > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
> > no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
> > interchangeable.

[mater]

There is some truth in that one Bill. It was good.

[Stytooner]

Bill, you just ain't right! ......on second thought......

[Wood_workur]

lmao... That is good

[leehljp]

I can identify with the fourth one!