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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    What the heck is a Fender Skirt

    I didn't type this sor forgive the cap's. Bill


    I CAME ACROSS THIS PHRASE IN A BOOK YESTERDAY "FENDER SKIRTS." A TERM I HAVEN'T HEARD IN A LONG TIME AND THINKING ABOUT "FENDER SKIRTS" STARTED ME THINKING ABOUT OTHER WORDS THAT QUIETLY DISAPPEAR FROM OUR LANGUAGE WITH HARDLY A NOTICE.

    LIKE "CURB FEELERS" AND "STEERING KNOBS". SINCE I'D BEEN THINKING OF CARS, MY MIND NATURALLY WENT THAT DIRECTION FIRST. KIDS WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO FIND SOME ELDERLY PERSON OVER 50 TO EXPLAIN SOME OF THESE TERMS TO YOU.

    REMEMBER " CONTINENTAL KITS?" THEY WERE REAR BUMPER EXTENDERS AND SPARE TIRE COVERS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY CAR AS COOL AS A LINCOLN CONTINENTAL.

    WHEN DID WE QUIT CALLING THEM "EMERGENCY BRAKES?" AT SOME POINT "PARKING BRAKE" BECAME THE PROPER TERM. BUT I MISS THE HINT OF DRAMA THAT WENT WITH "EMERGENCY BRAKE".

    I'M SAD TOO, THAT ALMOST ALL THE OLD FOLKS ARE GONE WHO WOULD CALL THE ACCELERATOR THE "FOOT FEED".

    DIDN'T YOU EVER WAIT AT THE STREET FOR YOUR DADDY TO COME HOME, SO YOU COULD RIDE THE "RUNNING BOARD" UP TO THE HOUSE?

    HERE'S A PHRASE I HEARD ALL THE TIME IN MY YOUTH BUT NEVER HEAR ANYMORE- "STORE-BOUGHT." OF COURSE, JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IS STORE-BOUGHT THESE DAYS. BUT ONCE IT WAS BRAGGING MATERIAL TO HAVE A STORE-BOUGHT DRESS OR A STORE-BOUGHT BAG OF CANDY.

    "COAST TO COAST" IS A PHRASE THAT ONCE HELD ALL SORTS OF EXCITEMENT AND NOW MEANS ALMOST NOTHING. NOW WE TAKE THE TERM "WORLD WIDE" FOR GRANTED. THIS FLOORS ME.

    ON A SMALLER SCALE, WALL-TO-WALL WAS ONCE A MAGICAL TERM! IN OUR HOMES. IN THE '50s, EVERYONE COVERED HIS OR HER HARDWOOD FLOORS WITH, WOW, WALL-TO-WALL CARPETING! TODAY, EVERYONE REPLACES THEIR WALL-TO-WALL CARPETING WITH HARDWOOD FLOORS. GO FIGURE!

    WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD THE QUAINT PHRASE " IN A FAMILY WAY ?" IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE THAT THE WORD "PREGNANT" WAS ONCE CONSIDERED A LITTLE TOO GRAPHIC, A LITTLE TOO CLINICAL FOR USE IN POLITE COMPANY. SO WE HAD ALL THAT TALK ABOUT STORK VISITS AND "BEING IN THE FAMILY WAY" OR SIMPLY "EXPECTING"

    APPARENTLY "BRASSIERE" IS A WORD NO LONGER IN USAGE. I SAID IT THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAUGHTER CRACKED UP, I GUESS IT'S JUST "BRA" NOW "UNMENTIONABLES" PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE UNDERSTOOD AT ALL.

    MOST OF THESE WORDS GO BACK TO THE '50s, BUT HERE'S A PURE- '60's WORD I CAME ACROSS THE OTHER DAY- "RAT FINK". OOH, WHAT A NASTY PUT-DOWN!

    HERE'S A WORD I MISS "PERCOLATOR". THAT WAS JUST A FUN WORD TO SAY. AND WHAT WAS IT REPLACED WITH? "COFFEE MAKER". HOW DULL. MR.COFFEE, I BLAME YOU FOR THIS.

    I MISS THOSE MADE-UP MARKETING WORDS THAT WERE MEANT TO SOUND SO MODERN AND NOW SOUND SO RETRO. WORDS LIKE "DYNAFLOW" AND "ELECTROLUX." INTRODUCING THE 1963 ADMIRAL TV, NOW WITH "SPECTRAVISION!"

    FOOD FOR THOUGHT- WAS THERE A TELETHON THAT WIPED OUT LUMBAGO? NOBODY COMPLAINS OF THAT ANYMORE. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT CASTOR OIL CURED, BECAUSE I NEVER HEAR MOTHERS THREATENING KIDS WITH CASTOR OIL ANYMORE.

    SOME WORDS AREN'T GONE, BUT ARE DEFINITELY ON THE ENDANGERED LIST. THE ONE THAT GRIEVES ME MOST "SUPPER". NOW EVERYBODY SAYS "DINNER."

    SAVE A GREAT WORD. INVITE SOMEONE TO SUPPER. DISCUSS FENDER SKIRTS.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • just4funsies
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 843
    • Florida.
    • BT3000

    #2
    Just in case any of you younger guys don't know what a fender skirt is, here's a few pics:

    http://www.bigjims.net/fender.htm
    ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      I remember them all Bill. I still say supper and I call lunch dinner. Some things just seem to stick.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • cabinetman
        Gone but not Forgotten RIP
        • Jun 2006
        • 15216
        • So. Florida
        • Delta

        #4
        DUD

        Right off the top of my head - dashboards when they were boards, padded dashes, whitewalls, baby moons, glass packs ,Todd-AO, orange juice squeezed in the bowl with the fluted cone in the middle, Madras, sock hops, washboards, mangles, hootenannies, coffee houses, victrolas, I'm still thinkin'.



        "I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"

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        • Bruce Cohen
          Veteran Member
          • May 2003
          • 2698
          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Ok,

          To win my undying gratitude, what the heck was the name of the 4 holes always appearing on the hoods of Buicks. And they did have a name.

          Bruce
          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
          Samuel Colt did"

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          • DJehlik
            Forum Newbie
            • Apr 2006
            • 49
            • Walnut Creek, CA
            • Ryobi BT3100-1

            #6
            My first car, a 1955 Olds Holiday 88 had rear fender skirts. Looked pretty cool! I wish I still had the car. Check the link:

            http://www.hubcapcafe.com/ocs/pages01/olds5501.htm
            Last edited by DJehlik; 07-30-2006, 04:41 PM.

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15216
              • So. Florida
              • Delta

              #7
              They were just called "port holes" I think. Three for Special and Century, and four for Roadmaster. I remember the Buick Electra 225 called the ninezer. Two plus two equals four, plus five, equals nine.



              "I'M NEVER WRONG - BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS RIGHT"

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              • DUD
                Veteran Member
                • Dec 2002
                • 3309
                • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                We called them portholes also. How about them straight 8 Buicks, man would they go. Bill
                5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                • Bruce Cohen
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2003
                  • 2698
                  • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                  • BT3100

                  #9
                  Nope lguys,

                  Buick had a "real" name for the holes. I believe they trademarked it. Wish to h**l I could remember what they were called.

                  Bruce
                  "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                  Samuel Colt did"

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                  • JR
                    The Full Monte
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 5636
                    • Eugene, OR
                    • BT3000

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bruce Cohen
                    Nope lguys,

                    Buick had a "real" name for the holes. I believe they trademarked it. Wish to h**l I could remember what they were called.
                    That would be Cruiserline Ventiports.

                    I can't remember my phone number, but I do remember that. Go figger.
                    JR
                    JR

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                    • just4funsies
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 843
                      • Florida.
                      • BT3000

                      #11
                      What a buncha old FARTS we are...
                      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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                      • Bruce Cohen
                        Veteran Member
                        • May 2003
                        • 2698
                        • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #12
                        JR,

                        You've just won my undying gratitude. And that and two dollars will get you on the NY Subway.

                        Seriously, many thanks for the right answer, that was like trying to remember some old song and it just keeps going around in your head for days. And these days, I'm not at all sure of whats going around in my head.

                        Bruce
                        "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                        Samuel Colt did"

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                        • LinuxRandal
                          Veteran Member
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 4890
                          • Independence, MO, USA.
                          • bt3100

                          #13
                          Is this thread off in Timbukto? Are we getting so full of Malarky, that we let our words fall into file 13, just so the tykes can understand us, and ignore us, and talk their own gibbergabber? If I'd been sippin a bottle of pop, from the icebox, when I read this, it'd be all over the boobtube by now. By your all's standards, I'm a youngin. But I do remember why it's called a clicker, what shared lines mean (PRE drug days). Am I blowing your mind, or does this ring a bell, pavlov?
                          She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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                          • jabe
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 577
                            • Hilo, Hawaii
                            • Ryobi BT3000 & Delta Milwaukee 10" tilting Table circular saw

                            #14
                            Brings back memories, that was great Bill. Dig this, while driving in our car, my wife would always say "put on a tape" but she really meant CD, we have no cassette tape player in the car. I always kid her about that. I have an older freind who'll call a CD a record. I guess it just stuck in our mind.

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                            • WayneJ
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 785
                              • Elmwood Park, New Jersey, USA.

                              #15
                              I had a reverb with a rear speaker in my 56 merc, and fuzzy dice on the RV mirror. Any one remember porta-walls.
                              Wayne
                              Wayne J

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