I Think You Are The Father of one of My Kids

[DUD]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........
>>>> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
>>>> at
>>>> him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
>>>> where
>>>> he knows her from.
>>>> So he says, "Do you Know me?"
>>>> To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids." Now
>>>> his
>>>> mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his
>>>> wife
>>>> and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I
>>>> laid
>>>> on the pool table wi th all my buddies watching, while your
>>>> partner whipped
>>>> my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my bu**???" She
>>>> looks
>>>> into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I Like It A Lot :d

[jhart]

Dud, I don't know where you keep coming up with these, but that was funny. Still laughing

[Jaden]

I remember very few jokes, but that one is a definite keeper..........LOL


Thanks you

[mater]

That one was funny Bill.

[Habe]

Bill
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