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Arkansas in July
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN ARKANSAS IN JULY WHEN. . .
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> The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
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> The trees are whistling for the dogs.
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> The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
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> You can make sun tea instantly.
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> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
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> The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
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> You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
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> You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
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> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
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> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
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> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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> The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.
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> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
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> The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.
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> God Bless Our State of ARKANSAS!!
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> The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
>
> The trees are whistling for the dogs.
>
> The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
>
> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
>
> You can make sun tea instantly.
>
> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!
>
> The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
>
> You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
>
> You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
>
> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>
> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
>
> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
>
> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
> The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.
>
> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.
>
> The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home.
>
> God Bless Our State of ARKANSAS!!
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