Make Up Your Mind

[DUD]

I was in my back yard yesterday, trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite
Up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came
crashing
Back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife is watching me from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."
I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up
Your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

[JackAZ]

Make Up your Mind

Newbie, you must know that that one has been around for at least 2 milennia.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Dud I liked that one...I will have to try that one with Mark. I don't care how long its been around I needed a laughed today. (have a sinus cold)

[DUD]

Thanks Melissa, I liked it also, and I had never heard it before, maybe it just got to Arkansas today. Bill

[leehljp]

Good one Bill.

Speaking of Arkansas, I told / asked this to my son in law (not to far from you) if he knew where the "toothbrush" was invented?

He said "No sir, I don't."

I said "Arkansas of course."

SIL: Why"

Me: If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a "Teethbrush"

SIL was not amused!

[mater]

That is a good one Bill.

[jhart]

Ahhh, a good morning laugh. Thanks Dud.