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I heard Ron White-one of my favorite comedians-tell this story the other day.
Once on a cruise ship, there was a working magician. He just happened to be working with a parrot. Well, the parrot had been through these routines so many times, he was constantly saying " It's up his sleeve, it's in his pocket,etc". One day the magician finally snapped, and pulled out a pistol to shoot the parrot. The parrot ducked, and the bullet hit a propane tank, the explosion blowing the ship into a million pieces.
Hours later, the magician and the parrot miraculously survived the explosion, and were floating in the ocean on a piece of wood. Suddenly, the parrot looked up at the magician and said "OK, I give up, wheer's the ship"?
Dave in NC
Once on a cruise ship, there was a working magician. He just happened to be working with a parrot. Well, the parrot had been through these routines so many times, he was constantly saying " It's up his sleeve, it's in his pocket,etc". One day the magician finally snapped, and pulled out a pistol to shoot the parrot. The parrot ducked, and the bullet hit a propane tank, the explosion blowing the ship into a million pieces.
Hours later, the magician and the parrot miraculously survived the explosion, and were floating in the ocean on a piece of wood. Suddenly, the parrot looked up at the magician and said "OK, I give up, wheer's the ship"?
Dave in NC
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