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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    #1

    Bumper sticker wisdom

    Seen on the same car:


    Opposite of "Progress" = "Congress"

    Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons


    IMO them's funny (and true), I don't care who ya are.
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    I saw one on the back of a car coming back from Bristol, "Pee on Yourself, Feel warm all over". Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • Bruce Cohen
      Veteran Member
      • May 2003
      • 2698
      • Nanuet, NY, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      How's this one "Support Our Troops, Donate your Hummer"

      Bruce
      "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
      Samuel Colt did"

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      • MilDoc

        #4
        If you can read this
        You're too d**m close!

        In very small type!

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        • germdoc
          Veteran Member
          • Nov 2003
          • 3567
          • Omaha, NE
          • BT3000--the gray ghost

          #5
          My daughter has this bumper sticker on her car: "If you can't say anything nice, say it in Yiddish".
          Jeff


          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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          • Stick
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2003
            • 872
            • Grand Rapids, MB, Canada.
            • BT3100

            #6
            My fave was on my 48 van trailer when i bought it. It's colored to look a Colorado plate, and it says Chains Required Over 5000 Feet, then underneath in smaller print, Whips Optional.

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            • Bruce Cohen
              Veteran Member
              • May 2003
              • 2698
              • Nanuet, NY, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              Yiddish bumper stickers

              Hey Jeff.

              More than likely, I'll understand it, as my knowledge of Yiddish is pretty much limited to saying bad stuff to people. . Except I can't read Hebrew!!!
              "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
              Samuel Colt did"

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