Finally

[DUD]

LORD, THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed For her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he Means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

[Ken Massingale]

Just spit Coke everywhere, Bill!
ken

[jhart]

Dud, where do you come up with these!!!

[mater]

A good laugh to start the day. Thanks Bill

[Ken Weaver]

OMG - now who's going to clean up the keyboard!!!

[DUD]

Guys this is the truth, out of My Family Tree. My Great GrandFather had 3 wives, replacing each other when one died, and a mistress. I am descended from the 1st wife, his last wife had a set of twins, and a set of triplets, of which the last triplet died last year. When He died in 1931 He had Fathered 27 children that lived, the only one that had money was the child of the mistress.