I may get censored for this one

[DUD]

Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster?"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
"You haff a genie in yor tackle pox?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"

Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?

[Ken Massingale]

Great Bill.

[mater]

Thanks for a good laugh Bill. I enjoyed all of them today.

[Bruce Cohen]

Bill,

That's another keyboard you owe me. Why is it that I'm always reading your jokes when drinking coffee, you'd think that by now I've learned not to.

Bruce

[DUD]

Thanks Everyone, I went back in my archives and dug some out today. Sorry Bruce, Bill

[crokett]

Heh. New twist on an old joke.

[TB Roye]

There goes the monitor. The BT3 Froum ower me a dozen monitor and an equal number of keyboards beside a couple of gallons of paint for the wall behind the monitor.


That was great and I am a Svenska.

Tom

[jhart]

You just gotta love the Sven and Ole jokes!!!

[DaveS]

"You don't really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"