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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    When I'm 100

    WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE ... LET ME!

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the
    activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very
    well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
    right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed
    pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family
    grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her,
    then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

    A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're
    looking good! How are they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...

    "They won't let me fart."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • MilDoc

    #2
    ROTFLOL!@!!!

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    • Ken Massingale
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3862
      • Liberty, SC, USA.
      • Ridgid TS3650

      #3
      Another great one, Bill. You're on a roll!

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      • mater
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 4197
        • SC, USA.

        #4
        Good one Bill. I will have to send it along.
        Ken aka "mater"

        " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

        Ken's Den

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        • Turaj
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2002
          • 1019
          • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
          • BT3000 (1998)

          #5
          Good one Bill! Keep them coming!
          Turaj (in Toronto)
          "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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          • bfrikken
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2005
            • 727
            • Michigan, USA.
            • BT-3100

            #6
            very funny

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