Brain Teaser

[DUD]

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine, traveling at the same speed as you.



In front of you is a giant galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.



Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.


Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.



What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?










Answer:



Get off the children's kiddie ride and don't drink so much!

[bigsteel15]

ROTFLMOA!!

I think I did that once and crashed the car.

[BobSch]

ROTFLMOA!!

I think I did that once and crashed the car.

And then the Walmart greeter unplugged it, right?

[Martin]

During the early days of Army helicopters

I was stationed at Fort Huachuca, AZ. A mounain range runs along the south edge of Arizona and at that time, some of the roads were very narrow paths cut along the edge of the mountain cliff. On the road to Bisbee, AZ the heiicopter pilots would amuse themselves by hover flight at a height which appeared that the helicopter was sitting on the road. when some old tourists would drive around the curve and see a helicopter sitting on the road it caused some incidents.

[mater]

I was getting hooked until the pig came up.

[just4funsies]

...a giant galloping pig which is the same size as your car...

Can my ex-wife collect royalties for being in your joke??