Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'malley?" "It is." "This is the IRS, can you help us?" "I can." "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" "I do." "Is he a member of your congregation?" "He is." "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?" "He will."
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 92 years old", he says. "92!!!", replies the madam "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," she said, "into the closet.", and she pushed him into the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after searching the bedroom, he discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" the husband asked. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone'" said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" inquired the husband. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. "And where are your clothes???" asked the husband. The exterminator looked down at himself and said, "Why, those little bastids!"
Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. ( give it a minute you will figure it out)
man is fishing is his favorite honey hole. A few minutes later the game warden pulls up next to him and wants to know how the fishing is going. Nervous, the man replies, "not well". The game warden demands to check his box and discovers two undersize fish. The game warden then wants to know why the man is in possesion of two shorts. The man replies that these two fish are his trained pets. I send them out to locate the schools and bring them back to my baits and they return back to the boat to fish another day. The game warden is puzzled and and does not belive the man. The man says I'll prove it. He takes the two pet fish out of the live well and holds them up and says, "go get the fish". He places them in the water and waits. The warden then says "so, when will the fish come back"? The man looks the game warden in the eyes and says "what fish".
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 92 years old", he says. "92!!!", replies the madam "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," she said, "into the closet.", and she pushed him into the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after searching the bedroom, he discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" the husband asked. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone'" said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" inquired the husband. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. "And where are your clothes???" asked the husband. The exterminator looked down at himself and said, "Why, those little bastids!"
Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. ( give it a minute you will figure it out)
man is fishing is his favorite honey hole. A few minutes later the game warden pulls up next to him and wants to know how the fishing is going. Nervous, the man replies, "not well". The game warden demands to check his box and discovers two undersize fish. The game warden then wants to know why the man is in possesion of two shorts. The man replies that these two fish are his trained pets. I send them out to locate the schools and bring them back to my baits and they return back to the boat to fish another day. The game warden is puzzled and and does not belive the man. The man says I'll prove it. He takes the two pet fish out of the live well and holds them up and says, "go get the fish". He places them in the water and waits. The warden then says "so, when will the fish come back"? The man looks the game warden in the eyes and says "what fish".
LCHIEN
Loring in Katy, TX USA
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