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  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #1

    Rewards of a child

    The Price of Children

    This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice.

    The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

    But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into:

    * $8,896.66 a year,

    * $741.38 a month, or
    * $171.08 a week.
    * That's a mere $24.24 a day!
    * Just over a dollar an hour.

    Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140?
    * Naming rights. First, middle, and last!
    * Glimpses of God every day.
    * Giggles under the covers every night.
    * More love than your heart can hold.
    * Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
    * Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
    * A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate.
    * A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites
    * Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

    For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

    * finger-paint,
    * carve pumpkins,
    * play hide-and-seek,
    * catch lightning bugs, and
    * never stop believing in Santa Claus.

    You have an excuse to:
    * keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
    * watching Saturday morning cartoons,
    * going to Disney movies, and
    * wishing on stars.
    * You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay or Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

    For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:
    * retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
    * taking the training wheels off a bike,
    * removing a splinter,
    * filling a wading pool,
    * coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

    You get a front row seat to history to witness the:
    * first step,
    * first word,
    * first bra,
    * first date, and
    * first time behind the wheel.

    You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

    In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, So . one day they will like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!!

    Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!!!!!!
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den
  • scorrpio
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2005
    • 1566
    • Wayne, NJ, USA.

    #2
    And a huge tax cut

    Above reasons aside, the tax deductions on the little one cover about all that cost for me...

    I guess I am saying I get to enjoy all of the above for free.
    Last edited by scorrpio; 06-13-2006, 06:18 AM.

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    • Tundra_Man
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2003
      • 1589
      • Sioux Falls, SD, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3100

      #3
      I'm guessing I'm not going to be present to witness my son's first bra...
      Terry

      Life's too short to play an ordinary guitar: Tundra Man Custom Guitars

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      • bigsteel15
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2006
        • 1079
        • Edmonton, AB
        • Ryobi BT3100

        #4
        Originally posted by Tundra_Man
        I'm guessing I'm not going to be present to witness my son's first bra...
        You can certainly hope not anyway.
        Brian

        Welcome to the school of life
        Where corporal punishment is alive and well.

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        • jAngiel
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2003
          • 561
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #5
          Well worth the cost, maybe it should have been posted in the bargin forum.

          It was definitely good reading, and very timely. We found out a little while ago (due in November) that number 6 is on the way.
          James

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          • crokett
            The Full Monte
            • Jan 2003
            • 10627
            • Mebane, NC, USA.
            • Ryobi BT3000

            #6
            Originally posted by Tundra_Man
            I'm guessing I'm not going to be present to witness my son's first bra...

            I don't want to be present to witness my daughter's. EWWW!
            David

            The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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            • scorrpio
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2005
              • 1566
              • Wayne, NJ, USA.

              #7
              Originally posted by Tundra_Man
              I'm guessing I'm not going to be present to witness my son's first bra...
              You never know what fashion trends might emerge in the coming years, so...

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              • Russianwolf
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 3152
                • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
                • One of them there Toy saws

                #8
                Originally posted by crokett
                I don't want to be present to witness my daughter's. EWWW!
                I had to go into a Victoria Secret to find my daughter a bustier (fancy bra thingy for a strapless dress).
                Mike
                Lakota's Dad

                If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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                • gsmittle
                  Veteran Member
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2793
                  • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                  • BT 3100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Russianwolf
                  I had to go into a Victoria Secret to find my daughter a bustier (fancy bra thingy for a strapless dress).
                  Man, that's scary! There's all kinds of secret Women Stuff in there! Who was more embarrassed, you or her?

                  g.
                  Smit

                  "Be excellent to each other."
                  Bill & Ted

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                  • DUD
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3309
                    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                    • Ryobi BT3000

                    #10
                    I loved it, didn't get in on the bra thing with my Daughter. I did on the two oldest GrandDaughters. Bill
                    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                    • Adele
                      Established Member
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 391
                      • Midway, KY, USA.

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jAngiel
                      Well worth the cost, maybe it should have been posted in the bargin forum.

                      It was definitely good reading, and very timely. We found out a little while ago (due in November) that number 6 is on the way.
                      I think you have said it all. Number six!!!! Wow. Congratulations and may the blessing continue.

                      Adele

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                      • Tundra_Man
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1589
                        • Sioux Falls, SD, USA.
                        • Ryobi BT3100

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Russianwolf
                        I had to go into a Victoria Secret to find my daughter a bustier (fancy bra thingy for a strapless dress).
                        From what they have in the window display whenever I walk by, it doesn't look like Victoria has too many secrets left!
                        Terry

                        Life's too short to play an ordinary guitar: Tundra Man Custom Guitars

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