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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Fire Department

    Hello,



    Help!




    "Send someone over quickly!"

    The old woman screamed into the phone.
    "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"



    "This is the Fire Department, lady,"
    the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."




    "No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled.
    "They need a longer ladder!"





    YA'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW ... YA HEAR
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    Thanks for a good laugh Bill.
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

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