3 Little Ducks [adult kinda]

[DUD]

Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................



"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"


"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"



"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.



"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"



"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

[crokett]

HaHaHa! I've learned to put down whatever I am drinking before I open one of these posts Bill!

[DUD]

David I got this one in an email from a woodworking friend on March 30th. I was a little hesitant about posting it, but finally did. I'm glad You liked it, I thought it was funny too. Bill

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Now that was a good one. I have also learned to read those things when the kids aren't around because more than likely I started laughing and they want to know what I was reading and since they are old enough to read now and are sometimes over my should watching the screen I can't read them when they are around. Although this one I am sure they wouldn't have gotten but I am never sure about them.

Thanks for sharing Bill...I am going to send that one to my mom and dad.

[jhart]

Liked it !!