Letter From A Farm Kid

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  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #1

    Letter From A Farm Kid

    LETTER FROM A FARM KID,
    (NOW IN THE MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING.)

    Dear Ma and Pa,
    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine
    Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up
    quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because
    you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 A.M. but I am getting so I like to sleep
    late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot,
    and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood
    to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not
    so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit
    juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham,
    steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer
    you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus
    yours holds you till noon when you get fed again.

    It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches,"
    which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks
    so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as
    far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we
    all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant
    is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school
    board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you
    none.

    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals
    for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk
    head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at
    home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even
    load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

    Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to
    wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break
    real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about
    the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver
    Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5' 6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get
    onto this setup and come stampeding in.

    Your loving daughter,
    Carol
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den
  • mschrank
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2004
    • 1130
    • Hood River, OR, USA.
    • BT3000

    #2
    I was smiling through most of it, but had to laugh out loud when I got to the signature!

    Mike

    Drywall screws are not wood screws

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      That was funny.. Hadn't seen it but kinda expected the signature.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • DUD
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 3309
        • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        I think I know Her. Bill
        5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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        • BobSch
          Veteran Member
          • Aug 2004
          • 4385
          • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Originally posted by DUD
          I think I know Her. Bill
          If she's the one I'm thinking of, she's a good kid, but don't get her mad after a few!
          Bob

          Bad decisions make good stories.

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          • just4funsies
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 843
            • Florida.
            • BT3000

            #6
            I believe an episode from the Beverly Hillbillies has a similar plot for Ellie Mae... (I used to have something for Ellie Mae, too...)
            ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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            • Mrs. Wallnut
              Bandsaw Box Momma
              • Apr 2005
              • 1566
              • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

              #7
              I am going to have to send that to a friend of ours whose son just left for Marine Basic Training. I am sure she will get a kick out of it. Although I didn't join the military, some of those things sounded familiar. These little stories that you guys share with us are all great.
              Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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