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  • tuttlejr
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 440
    • LAKEWAY, TX, USA.

    #1

    A Simple Test

    Just a little test for all my most brilliant friends. No doubt YOU will get them all right,
    not so certain about one or two others.
    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
    whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
    The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
    answered the question!








    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


















    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
    things in an overly complicated way.




    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
















    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
    and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions
    of your previous actions.






    3. The Lio n King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?


















    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put
    him in there. This tests your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
    you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


















    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
    listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
    whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
    they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
    correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
    theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
    Bob Tuttle
  • bigsteel15
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 1079
    • Edmonton, AB
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #2
    OUCH!!
    I said to throw the giraffe to the crocodiles.
    Brian

    Welcome to the school of life
    Where corporal punishment is alive and well.

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    • DaveW
      Established Member
      • Jul 2004
      • 415
      • So Cal.

      #3
      dagnabit! I got all wrong. At least I'm part of the majority and not the 10% of freaks!

      How about this for the giraffe and the elephant?
      Last edited by DaveW; 05-05-2006, 02:28 PM.

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      • Russianwolf
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 3152
        • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
        • One of them there Toy saws

        #4
        I got three right and smuched giraffe.
        Mike
        Lakota's Dad

        If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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        • just4funsies
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2005
          • 843
          • Florida.
          • BT3000

          #5
          NOW what am I going to do with 1500 pounds of ground-up giraffe???






          What do you call a cow with no legs?


          (ground beef)






          What do you call a dog with no legs?


          (doesn't matter, he won't come, anyway)
          ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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          • bigsteel15
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2006
            • 1079
            • Edmonton, AB
            • Ryobi BT3100

            #6
            Originally posted by DaveW
            dagnabit! I got all wrong. At least I'm part of the majority and not the 10% of freaks!

            How about this for the giraffe and the elephant?
            Great idea before I feed them to the crocs.
            Brian

            Welcome to the school of life
            Where corporal punishment is alive and well.

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            • Jaden
              Established Member
              • Feb 2006
              • 202
              • Trenton, MI
              • BT3100

              #7
              3 out of 4 right....yippee..............I have the brains of a 4 year ol....................HEY! WAIT A MINUTE.........

              Steve
              "I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

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              • LCHIEN
                Super Moderator
                • Dec 2002
                • 21971
                • Katy, TX, USA.
                • BT3000 vintage 1999

                #8
                A good laugh.
                Most human-created tests though have totally disconnected questions, so you tend to wipe your memory clean after each question, and try to work within the info given in the one question. That's why people don't do well.
                Butit should be obvious after the 2nd question that this one depends upon info given previously.
                Loring in Katy, TX USA
                If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                • crokett
                  The Full Monte
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 10627
                  • Mebane, NC, USA.
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #9
                  I got them all correct. I guess that means I think like a 4 yr old.
                  David

                  The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                  • MoldnMaker
                    Established Member
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 146
                    • McKenzie, TN, USA.
                    • BT3100-1

                    #10
                    Got them all WRONG!!! was laughing too hard after question 2 to care. Good one. Thank you.
                    "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." by Albert Einstein

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