Poor Old Mildred
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of
her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in
death. Thinking it
would be best to get it over with quickly; she took
out Earl's old Army
pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn
her heart's exact
location. "Since you're a woman," the doctor said,
"your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without
answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in
death. Thinking it
would be best to get it over with quickly; she took
out Earl's old Army
pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a burden
to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn
her heart's exact
location. "Since you're a woman," the doctor said,
"your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without
answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
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