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  • bigsteel15
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2006
    • 1079
    • Edmonton, AB
    • Ryobi BT3100
    #1

    Living will

    Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
    Brian

    Welcome to the school of life
    Where corporal punishment is alive and well.
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    • AlanJ
      Established Member
      • Feb 2006
      • 150
      • Rochester, MN
      • BT3100
      #2
      Good one! Never even saw it coming till the keyboard got sprayed with coffee again.
      Alan

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        • gmack5
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2002
          • 1972
          • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000SX & BT3100
          #3
          Good Laugh!
          Like AlenJ, I did NOT see it comming!
          Fortunately, I've learned to not hang on to my coffee cup OR start reading with a mouthful of coffee.
          Stop thinking why you can't and Start thinking how you CAN!
          Remember, SUCCESS comes in CANS!
          George

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            • mater
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 4197
              • SC, USA.
              #4
              That was good.
              Ken aka "mater"

              " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

              Ken's Den

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                • Crash2510
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 830
                  • North Central Ohio
                  #5
                  very funny
                  Phil In Ohio
                  The basement woodworker

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                    • just4funsies
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 843
                      • Florida.
                      • BT3000
                      #6
                      I DID see it coming, and I've STILL got Coke running out my nose! Good one...


                      (You COULD also substitute your table saw for the TV on THIS forum.)
                      ...eight, nine, TEN! Yep! Still got all my fingers!

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                        • Whaler
                          Veteran Member
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 3281
                          • Sequim, WA, USA.
                          • DW746
                          #7
                          That was a great one.

                          On a serious note. If you don't have a living will, get one. It saved me major headaches when LOML pased away.
                          Dick

                          http://www.picasaweb.google.com/rgpete2/

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                            • DUD
                              Veteran Member
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 3309
                              • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                              • Ryobi BT3000
                              #8
                              Dick I agree with You, I have one, but My Wife won't get one for Herself. Bill
                              5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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