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  • tuttlejr
    Established Member
    • Aug 2003
    • 440
    • LAKEWAY, TX, USA.

    #1

    Saw this on the back of a car

    Stupid people in large numbers are dangerous.

    Note those big crowds in Iran and other middle east areas.
    Bob Tuttle
  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Bob
    Coming back from a car race a few years ago I saw a bumper sticker which read "Pee on Yourself, feel warm all over."

    Yesterday in Sam's a Woman had on a Tee shirt which read "I failed My IQ Test."

    I don't know anymore. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • Stormbringer
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      • Feb 2005
      • 1387
      • Floral Park, NY
      • Bosch 4000

      #3
      I can recall only two that I saw on shirts at a car show.

      "Welcome to America. Now Speak English"

      and

      "Al's Hubcaps. We Cover your Nuts"

      Greg

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      • Santa Clarita Len
        Established Member
        • Feb 2006
        • 166
        • Santa Clarita Calif.
        • Bt3000 and Dewalt radial arm saw

        #4
        Car Swap Meet Humor

        My favorite T shirt was spotted at a car swap meet. "If it has breasts or wheels sooner or later it's gonna be trouble".

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        • Rounder
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          • Jan 2003
          • 1287
          • Sanford, FL, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          A re-enacting t-shirt had the saying, "We are not politically correct, but historically accurate!"
          George AKA Rounder

          "Amarillo Slim, the greatist proposition gambler of all time held to his father's maxim; You can shear a sheep many times, but you can skin him only once."

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          • L. D. Jeffries
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 747
            • Russell, NY, USA.
            • Ryobi BT3000

            #6
            Sign on the front of a rural store: "We buy junk and sell antiques".
            RuffSawn
            Nothin' smells better than fresh sawdust!

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            • Wood_workur
              Veteran Member
              • Aug 2005
              • 1914
              • Ohio
              • Ryobi bt3100-1

              #7
              Another bumber sticker: Friends don't let friends vote democrat.
              Alex

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              • reuel

                #8
                Over a red, white, and blue background:

                These colors

                don't run

                the world.

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                • Pappy
                  The Full Monte
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 10476
                  • San Marcos, TX, USA.
                  • BT3000 (x2)

                  #9
                  My favorite tries to offend everyone at once...

                  "Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus"
                  Don, aka Pappy,

                  Wise men talk because they have something to say,
                  Fools because they have to say something.
                  Plato

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                  • jziegler
                    Veteran Member
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1149
                    • Salem, NJ, USA.
                    • Ryobi BT3100

                    #10
                    Sign at a restaurant in far eastern Maine:

                    Eat here or we'll both starve!

                    -Jim

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                    • 430752
                      Senior Member
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 855
                      • Northern NJ, USA.
                      • BT3100

                      #11
                      huh?

                      Stupid people in large numbers are dangerous.

                      Note those big crowds in Iran and other middle east areas.





                      what about a mensa convention?

                      or the republican national convention?

                      or a Billy Graham sermonathon?

                      or the Indy 500?

                      or the Superbowl?

                      oh, maybe you're right!!!

                      curt j.
                      A Man is incomplete until he gets married ... then he's FINISHED!!!

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                      • jobucks
                        Forum Newbie
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 32
                        • Peoria, IL.
                        • BT 3100-1

                        #12
                        Sign on ticket booth at racetrack;

                        "Remember when Sex was Fun and Racing Dangerous!!!!?

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                        • pierhogunn
                          Veteran Member
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 1567
                          • Harrisburg, NC, USA.

                          #13
                          bumper sticker

                          My all time favorite it

                          I love my country, but I fear my government

                          right next to it was something from a little before my times

                          Feed Jane Fonda to the whales

                          and

                          Jane Fonda, call home 1-800-Hannoi

                          my friend explained them to me.
                          It's Like I've always said, it's amazing what an agnostic can't do if he dosent know whether he believes in anything or not

                          Monty Python's Flying Circus

                          Dan in Harrisburg, NC

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                          • stewchi
                            Established Member
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 339
                            • Chattanooga, TN.

                            #14
                            Some of my recent favorites
                            "Stop honking I am on the phone"
                            "Drive it like you stole it"
                            "I'm LATE"

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                            • 430752
                              Senior Member
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 855
                              • Northern NJ, USA.
                              • BT3100

                              #15
                              from my karting days...

                              for those who of you who ever karted, I remember these bumper stickers at some longer roadcourse events (like at RoadAmerica):

                              Sprinters go in harder, but enduros last longer.


                              curt j.
                              (used to tear up the track in Dousman, Wisconsin, and a few others for WKA events.)
                              A Man is incomplete until he gets married ... then he's FINISHED!!!

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