Love this story

[DUD]

Love This Story


A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two.
And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six.
And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four ... "
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"
The woman answered, " Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin."

[WayneJ]

You can always count on Bill for a good story. Thats why I never eat or drink while at the puter. To hard to clean up after.
Wayne

[DUD]

Thanks Wayne, I try to post good one's, it's not always easy. Bill

[scmhogg]

Bill,

When you have been in the military, you have to develop a sense of humor to survive. You seem to have honed yours to a fine edge.

Keep em comin.

Steve

[jhart]

Good one Bill

[Bruce Cohen]

Bill,

You owe me a shirt, remind me not to drink coffee while reading one of your "stories"

Bruce

[monte]

Definately another good one Bill.