Daddy's Little Girl

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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Daddy's Little Girl

    Daddy's Little Girl
    >>
    >> Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
    they
    >>learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's
    Day
    >>is
    >>for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad
    at me
    >>for giving someone a valentine?
    >>
    >> Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God
    would get
    >>mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
    >>
    >> "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
    >>
    >> "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
    >>
    >> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
    could
    >>have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
    that
    >>maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
    >>
    >> And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to
    Osama,
    >>he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the
    place
    >>tell
    >>everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
    anymore."
    >>
    >> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
    newfound
    >>pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    >>
    >> "I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    >>Marines could blow the sh*t out of him."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Great, I wish it was that easy. We have a big trial going on here and evidently the #2 in Osamas group was living in Lodi, CA, which is 20 miles away from here. It was prior to 9-11, The FBI infiltrated a Mosque in Lodi and arrested a father and son on charges of terrorism(spelling). Been real interesting. Don't know if well will ever get him and once President Bush is out of office I doubt we will continue the chase. I think who ever is president will have different agenda.

    Tom

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    • Bruce Cohen
      Veteran Member
      • May 2003
      • 2698
      • Nanuet, NY, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Bill,

      That's the second shirt you owe me. Eventually, I'll learn not to drink coffee whenever I read any of your posts.

      Bruce
      Last edited by Bruce Cohen; 03-18-2006, 07:45 PM.
      "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
      Samuel Colt did"

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