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  • gmack5
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1973
    • Quapaw, Oklahoma, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000SX & BT3100

    Cowboy Boots


    Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

    Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

    She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on -- this time on the right feet.

    He then announced, "These aren't my boots.."

    She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" And, once again she struggled to help him pull the
    ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

    No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

    He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

    Her trial starts next month.
    Stop thinking why you can't and Start thinking how you CAN!
    Remember, SUCCESS comes in CANS!
    George
  • lrogers
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3853
    • Mobile, AL. USA.
    • BT3000

    #2
    I think that is why some animals eat their young.
    Larry R. Rogers
    The Samurai Wood Butcher
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    • germdoc
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2003
      • 3567
      • Omaha, NE
      • BT3000--the gray ghost

      #3
      Been there, done that, with the 3rd or 4th kid.
      Jeff


      “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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      • stewchi
        Established Member
        • Apr 2003
        • 339
        • Chattanooga, TN.

        #4
        Now that’s a good one.

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        • DUD
          Royal Jester
          • Dec 2002
          • 3309
          • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          George You are something else. Bill
          5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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          • jhart
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 1715
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Loved it!!
            Joe
            "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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