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[AlanJ]

Sparse? I got harsh! Right after I submitted my first post with this new software, I got the following pop-up message:

Dear Mr. Knuckles:

We, the authors of vBulletin forum software, inform you that your post is probably the most colossally stupid thing we have ever seen posted in a vBulletin forum. I mean, c'mon. . .what were you thinking? Your vapidity is astounding to us, and we have read many vapid thoughts over the years. Plus, your incoherent ramblings, rife with typographical and grammatical errors, provide strong evidence that somewhere in your lifetime you became stuck in a DO LOOP. Sheesh, man. . . have a little pride.

Accordingly, we deny your submission and request that you smash your computer with eleventy billion whacks with a ball-peen hammer. That's assuming you know how to use one (a hammer, fool).

Sincerely,

The Boys at vBulletin

p.s. You have bad breath and your dog is ugly.

I can't seem to find the 'abuse level' setting. Anyone worked out how to set it?

[Brian G]

I hope you are kidding.

Okay, you caught me. . . my dog has bad breath, and I'm ugly.

Alan, the abuse level setting finds you on its own.