Sunburn treatment

[annunaki]

SUNBURN TREATMENT


Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn -

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,

and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'

[scmhogg]

Reminds me of the woman who called the nursing home to check on her elderly father. She asked to check on his night time meds. Nurse says," he got his blood pressure meds, a sleeping pill and Viagra. The daughter says Viagra?? he's 90 years old. Nurse says its to stop him from rolling out of bed.

[chopnhack]

I'll play:

Two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather, politics and such, when one brought up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other elderly man wasn't familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it's used for. The first man said, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a 30 year old again."

The second man asked, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"You probably could," the first man replied, "if you took two pills."