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  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10453
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    Confucius Not Say...

    CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, only determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like **** is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

    "A lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    Confucius did say...

    “He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.”

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    • phrog
      Veteran Member
      • Jul 2005
      • 1796
      • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

      #3
      I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read these.
      Richard

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      • jAngiel
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2003
        • 561
        • Ryobi BT3100

        #4
        My kids always liked
        "He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers"
        James

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