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  • phrog
    Veteran Member
    • Jul 2005
    • 1796
    • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

    #1

    Mule Trading

    Mule Trading


    Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

    The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

    A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked, "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998." The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
    Richard
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    That gives recycling a whole new meaning.

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    • chopnhack
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      • Oct 2006
      • 3779
      • Florida
      • Ryobi BT3100

      #3
      ROFL :-) Curtis and Leroy are very smooth operators!!
      I think in straight lines, but dream in curves

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      • BobSch
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        • Aug 2004
        • 4385
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Originally posted by chopnhack
        ROFL :-) Curtis and Leroy are very smooth operators!!
        Good ol' boys can sound ignorant. Makes it easy to underestimate them.
        Bob

        Bad decisions make good stories.

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        • gerti
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          • Dec 2003
          • 2233
          • Minnetonka, MN, USA.
          • BT3100 "Frankensaw"

          #5
          Originally posted by BobSch
          Good ol' boys can sound ignorant. Makes it easy to underestimate them.
          Their math is off by $100 though...

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          • phrog
            Veteran Member
            • Jul 2005
            • 1796
            • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

            #6
            Originally posted by gerti
            Their math is off by $100 though...
            I think that they were talking about Gross Profit EBITDA.
            Richard

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15216
              • So. Florida
              • Delta

              #7
              Originally posted by phrog
              I think that they were talking about Gross Profit EBITDA.
              So, can we assume that it was before the dead animal taxes.

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              • TB Roye
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                • Jan 2004
                • 2969
                • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                • BT3100

                #8
                There may Capital Gains Tax on the Mule though.

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                • phrog
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                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1796
                  • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

                  #9
                  Originally posted by cabinetman
                  So, can we assume that it was before the dead animal taxes.
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                  Originally posted by TB Roye
                  There may Capital Gains Tax on the Mule though.

                  I'm sure the EPA, IRS, and many other govt agencies will weigh in.
                  Richard

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