The WHY'S of men.....

[MilDoc]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their b***s fall over their b**t-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
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And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just an old sour puss! The Why's of Men

[cabinetman]

Those are funny. I especially like #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, and #8.

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[TB Roye]

LOML just called 911 because I was laughing so hard I stopped breathing.


Tom

[herb fellows]

Excellent! The best bumper sticker I ever saw was:

All men are idiots and my husband is their king. This is not a woman you want to mess with!

[MilDoc]

Glad you all got a laugh. I was ROTFLMAO!!!

[jackellis]

My wife and I thought it was hilarious.

[lebomike]

VERY GOOD....Especially #4

[TB Roye]

In reference to #4, why does LOML snore?

I was serious about laughing so hard I stop breathing. I have an inactive case of MRSA, when it was active it damaged my Diaphragm and chest muscles. At first it was weired trying to sneeze or cough, over the years it has improved but when I laugh hard I have problems breathing and at times it gets scary. At least like last year when I had surgery to repair my Abdominal Aneurysm I had a private room and when I had to go to ER after going home I got the private treatment in ER and a private room again. I picked this little gem up while my mother spent her last days in the hospital in 2000. It laid dormant for 4 years and the showed up over Easter in 2004 ended up spending 4 day in the hospital then for IV antibiotics. Still love to laugh just have to be a little careful.

Tom