The end of Powertools?

[pelligrini]

From Woodworkers Journal

http://www.woodworkersjournal.com/Ez...lic/Ezine.aspx

"In the wire bulletin, NAPS spokesperson Mack E. Avelly is quoted as saying, "Sometimes when consumers are not smart enough to think for themselves, the government simply needs to think for them. It's the least we can do."

[BobSch]

Let's see.. what's today's date?

Hint: There is no NAPS.

They can have my power tools when they pry them out of the stumps of my fingers

[pelligrini]

So you're saying that Slick Willys Blade Lube isn't for real either?

http://www.woodworkersjournal.com/Ez...Lube_8402.aspx

[Russianwolf]

Lea Kneelson? Sounds kinda familiar too.



The most dangerous tool in my show is still the philips screwdriver. I seem to slice my hand if I even look at it.

[vaking]

A good way to celebrate April 1. I like the NAPS spokesperson.
"NAPS spokesperson Mack E. Avelly"

[BobSch]

A good way to celebrate April 1. I like the NAPS spokesperson.
"NAPS spokesperson Mack E. Avelly"

Sounds like he ought to be on the Car Talk staff.

[cabinetman]

When all that comes to pass, Lee Valley will be a sequel to Green Acres.

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[gsmittle]

When all that comes to pass, Lee Valley will be a sequel to Green Acres.

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And the city-slicker who owns the farm will be Lie Nielsen.

g.