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  • Turaj
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1019
    • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
    • BT3000 (1998)

    #1

    From the Heart

    Man sitting in the pub with his wife.

    He says, "I love you"

    She says, "Is that you or the beer talking?"










    He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"
    Turaj (in Toronto)
    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman
  • herb fellows
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    • Apr 2007
    • 1867
    • New York City
    • bt3100

    #2
    Love it! Xxxxx (the system wouldn't accept love it, too short!)
    You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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    • Richard in Smithville
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      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #3
      Just as long as it's not you saying that to your wife Turaj.
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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