I bought a couple of dog toys from this site. This is the message they sent me.
Dear ,
Thanks for your order with ZooBlu!!
Your ORDER NUMBER is 201043
Date: 02/16/2011 Time: 01:34 PM
Once our team got word of your order we immediately took the ZooBlu elevator down 2 miles below the earth's surface to our product storage facility. After an intense sterilization process, one member of the team was lucky enough to enter the room where your product was stored.
At that point, your item was hand delivered to Long-Duck-Dong, our packing specialist, who has spent the last 25 years in Beijing studying the art of packing. Afterwards, Dong was quoted as saying "This PJ (pack job) blew my mind perfection is truly possible."
After an intense Roman gladiator style duel, four men arose victorious and were granted the opportunity to carry your item atop a traditional Indian palanquin. As they marched down the street, crowds of hundreds lined the path chanting as the Blue Angels flew over head in tandem. When your item arrived to our shipper, a firework show commenced and was complimented by the sounds of the Philharmonic Orchestra.
From the entire ZooBlu team, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your order. Between us, you are our very favorite customer and your name will be remembered here at ZooBlu for a very long time!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Dear ,
Thanks for your order with ZooBlu!!
Your ORDER NUMBER is 201043
Date: 02/16/2011 Time: 01:34 PM
Once our team got word of your order we immediately took the ZooBlu elevator down 2 miles below the earth's surface to our product storage facility. After an intense sterilization process, one member of the team was lucky enough to enter the room where your product was stored.
At that point, your item was hand delivered to Long-Duck-Dong, our packing specialist, who has spent the last 25 years in Beijing studying the art of packing. Afterwards, Dong was quoted as saying "This PJ (pack job) blew my mind perfection is truly possible."
After an intense Roman gladiator style duel, four men arose victorious and were granted the opportunity to carry your item atop a traditional Indian palanquin. As they marched down the street, crowds of hundreds lined the path chanting as the Blue Angels flew over head in tandem. When your item arrived to our shipper, a firework show commenced and was complimented by the sounds of the Philharmonic Orchestra.
From the entire ZooBlu team, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your order. Between us, you are our very favorite customer and your name will be remembered here at ZooBlu for a very long time!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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