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Two Canadians, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, 'Lord tundering...up ahead -- it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' dese here beers!!'
'Don't worry,' Archie said. 'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers, then
peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the
seat.'
'What fer?'
'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label on
each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two
of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'
'No sir,' said Archie, pointing at the labels.
'We're on the patch.'
Disclaimer: I do not advocate drinking and driving. It is dangerous and stupid. Please don't do it!
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, 'Lord tundering...up ahead -- it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' dese here beers!!'
'Don't worry,' Archie said. 'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers, then
peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the
seat.'
'What fer?'
'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a label on
each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two
of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'
'No sir,' said Archie, pointing at the labels.
'We're on the patch.'
Disclaimer: I do not advocate drinking and driving. It is dangerous and stupid. Please don't do it!
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