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  • Mr__Bill
    Veteran Member
    • May 2007
    • 2096
    • Tacoma, WA
    • BT3000

    Penguins

    Penguins

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
    On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?
    Wonder no more ! ! !

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
    Bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

    The penguin is very committed to its family and will
    Mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
    Compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
    Members of the family and social circle have been
    Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
    Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle Around the fresh grave and sing:




    "Freeze a jolly good fellow"


    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."



    "Then they kick him in the ice hole."



    You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

    It's so easy to fool **OLD** people.



    Bill
  • RAFlorida
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 1179
    • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Bill, since no one else chimed in, I will;

    I thought it really cute, it put a smile on my ugly face. Thank you sir for bringing some humor to one ol' fart!

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    • MikeMorgan
      Forum Newbie
      • Dec 2009
      • 26

      #3
      thanks

      Thanks for the morning laugh!

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      • Pappy
        The Full Monte
        • Dec 2002
        • 10453
        • San Marcos, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 (x2)

        #4
        Didn't se that one coming....
        Don, aka Pappy,

        Wise men talk because they have something to say,
        Fools because they have to say something.
        Plato

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        • Bruce Cohen
          Veteran Member
          • May 2003
          • 2698
          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          Yer guys jest ain't right!

          Bruce

          But I love youse all anyway
          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
          Samuel Colt did"

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          • L. D. Jeffries
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2005
            • 747
            • Russell, NY, USA.
            • Ryobi BT3000

            #6
            Oh crap! Suckered in again. But must admit-a good un'.
            RuffSawn
            Nothin' smells better than fresh sawdust!

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            • BobSch
              • Aug 2004
              • 4385
              • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              Thanks for the chuckle, Bill.

              I lost a good friend and former co-worker this week and your post was exactly what I needed.
              Bob

              Bad decisions make good stories.

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              • TB Roye
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 2969
                • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                • BT3100

                #8
                11 pm here in California. Good one so I will go to bed with a smile on my face.

                Tom

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